Submitted by Zrazor Rozenstrauch
These past few months have been an interesting time for the SL Military scene. Giants have fallen, old friendships have been broken, new friendships have been made, and things have generally just gone topsy-turvy in a very short amount of time. However, amidst all this hustle and bustle, it can be easy to overlook the up-and-comers, of whom there seem to suddenly be no shortage. Amidst upstart groups like Raven Raiders or C.A.T.I., we find a couple of fledgling groups about whom Petros Siamendes recently wrote up a pair of interesting lists of merits.
However, certain aspects of these lists seem to be a bit off-base, either fudging information, overblowing speculation, or bending the truth.
What follows is an alternate take on these militaries.
The first of these were the Fallen Angels, an upstart group apparently comprised of lower-to-middle tier Vanguard veterans.
Petros’ list detailed the following qualities:
“Based on a cyberpunk version of Vanguard”
For those unfamiliar with Vanguard, it was based on a futuristic, politically-correct vision of Nazi Germany. This was expressed through their liberal distribution of Stalhelms and and gasmasks, and about half of their rank titles and their motto being written in German (often with little regard for proper grammar). How the inherently anarchistic flavors of the cyberpunk aesthetic will apply to something like this will certainly be interesting to see.
“Led by Garma Denja”
Garma Denja, as the author remembers him, was an enthusiastic builder, as well as a good pilot, but not quite leadership material, and as such, he never managed to progress any higher in Vanguard than NCO. Whether or not he will have what it takes to lead a military group remains to be seen.
“Fast growing”
[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hey, how many people did you say were in Fallen Angels?
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: like
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: 15
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: atm
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: around
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: oh lol
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: plaz got kicked
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: from
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: 2IC
[18:23] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: lol
“Gear already issued to troops”
“Building In progress”
Word around the campfire is that Tangent Eponym is building for Fallen Angels, ensuring an abundance of extremely high-quality sculpted pouches for all involved.
“Made up of Vanguard Vets Including Petros Siamendes and Shivv Fromund.”
Yes, you read that right, Vanguard vets such as Petros “I namedrop myself in every article I submit to the Jessie Journal” Siamendes and Shivv “I just got here from the Teen Grid what is going on” Fromund, as well as Plaz “Banned everywhere since 1993″ Etzel.
“Receiving 2 sims in the near futur.”
The author speculates that these sims were purchased from the same location as Christoph Naumova’s fabled “four void sims.”
“May Be allying with Iron Symphony Current Allies: Erusian SFSR”
The author similarly speculates that Iron Symphony leadership may not wish to ally with an army comprised almost exclusively of former Vanguard.
“Roughly Around 20 active members”
[18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hey, how many people did you say were in Fallen Angels?
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: like
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: 15
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: atm
[18:22] Petros Siamendes: around
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: oh lol
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: plaz got kicked
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: from
[18:23] Petros Siamendes: 2IC
[18:23] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: lol
Next up is the rather infamous Chaos Imperialis, who are apparently based on a combination between the Forces of Chaos found in the popular Warhammer 40,000 universe, as well as on a lot of things stolen from the Ordo Imperialis. The Chaos Imperialis are hardly a new group by any means, but in spite of having existed for months now, they have only just recently begun to speculate announcing that they intend to resemble something maybe close to a legitimate military group if they feel like it.
“Based on outter-SL influence”
Being based on “outter-SL influence” would definitely be an advantageous factor in the Chaos Imperialis’ rise to power if anyone could figure out what exactly “outter-SL influence was.”
“Led by Dark Svenska”
Dark Svenska is the former leader of the much-maligned Pan-Slavya Coalition, who were once allies of the equally-maligned Vanguard. Rumors also pin accusations of copybotting and griefing upon him.
“Also Fast growing”
To bolster their speed of growth, the Chaos Imperialis has employed such recruitment strategies as virtually open membership, not having a base, and not enforcing or applying to any kind of dual-enlistment rule.
“Armor Issued Already”
Prior to the creation of their new armor, the Chaos Imperialis had actually already been circulating another set of armor for quite some time now. This old Chaos armor should look extremely familiar to both current and former Ordo members.

This couldn't be anyone else's armor, could it...?
“Weaponry bening built”
Which should put a stop to its members buying Mistral Munitions weapons by the ton.
“No sim Info at the moment”
Cheerful Rising, Dark’s old sim seems to have disappeared from the map. Perhaps the forces of Chaos will set up camp in their parcel in Ratin, right across from the Titan Industries building.
“Also Contains Vanguard Vets such as Yellow Hyland and Garion Lowenhardt.”
Former Feldkommandeur Yellow “Goddamn I miss Vanguard COME BACK CHRISTOPH” Hyland is especially noteworthy here.
“May Be allying with Soveriegn Regime”
For those who weren’t there for it (or just didn’t care), the Sovereign Regime was the formal alliance started by Christoph Naumova with then-Task Force Marine leader Bennyboy Ball and then-EAF leader Br1an Razor. The alliance was intended to be a protectorate which shielded small militaries from bigger ones by offering reinforcements. Some speculate, however that the alliance was formed in order to give Vanguard a means to fight enemy forces which had banned them. However, with Vanguard out of the picture, and most of the armies comprising the original Sovereign Regime either disbanded or rumored by eight or so people to be disbanding shortly, it remains to be seen how the forces of Chaos will join the Sovereign Regime.
“No Information on Current Allie.”
Other than possibly joining the Sovereign Regime.
“No Information on active members.”
Information on the Chaos Imperialis would be difficult to gather, given that a majority of its members are members of other military groups as well.
For better or worse, both the Fallen Angels and the Chaos Imperialis have, at best, shakey and sordid backgrounds, the wayward bastard children of a dynasty of grief. Only time will tell how either will fare in the military scene once they manage to organize into actual functioning militaries (or even whether they will at all).





















