Today, at 10:30am in the sim of ‘2142′, santa payed a visit to those lucky 2142 members. After abbruptly leaving the hub, to the horror of bystanding 2142 innocently guarding their humble base, the santa rezzed not only naked, but with what seemed to be a thong, and a rather large *CENSORED* [Love Stick].
After trotting around a bit, he approached the first checkpoint. He was reported to have sprayed his *CENSORED* [Love Juice] all over one 2142 pilot, crash ashdene. After witnessing this horrid act of abuse, crash proceeded and attatched his baseball bat ready to oppose the oncoming wrath of a hungover santa.
The events after this were obsured. Santa, with drink in hand and beggin for money, ran into the compound and ran around a little, all the time being chased by crash, and various recruits. After this, the humble PG sim was filled with the sound of explosions, from the once peaceful 2142 members who were now raging Grinches, out to destory the Christmas spirit.
[10:36] Metallicoe Dezno: Were you firing *Love Juice*?
[10:36] Hogarth Pfalz: Only if you want me to, bby ;)
As Santa was ready to leave, James Benedek, respected military legend bid him farewell with a passing question;
Is this what santa does during his day off?
The hung-over santa egging on the 2142 personnel.
The two avatars showing and telling their sticks.
I didn’t think Santa’s fat was actually him holding in that massive penis.
:), well i’ll be santa from these days :p